I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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