My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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