Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
