I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
We got so high we made milksteak
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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