belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Non-Jews are for practice
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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