I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Never joke about your clitoris.
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