it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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