nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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