That's intense
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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