Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The air was thick with penises
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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