You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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