To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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