I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just want nice things and good sex
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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