The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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