Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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