I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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