Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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