So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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