What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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