I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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