are you still at the devil's house?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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