Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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