idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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