Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You can't just leave with hair like that
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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