Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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