Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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