I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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