I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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