I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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