I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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