No subtext here. People are naked.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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