i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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