We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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