Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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