chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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I didn't notice because vodka
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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