My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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