It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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