Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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