oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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