jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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