i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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