oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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