i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Randomize
