I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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