How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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