hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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