sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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