Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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