How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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