it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
