Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
