I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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