One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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