is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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