what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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